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[spoiler=Часть 2]Tahu said
Hey wait
We got the wrong Greg
And Gali said
How do you know
And Tahu said
Look at all the replies to the topic
And you will see
Greg didn't end Bionicle
And Gali said
Hey don't go breaking the forth wall now Tahu
And Lewa said
Let's go kill whoever started Hero Factory for real
And suddenly
Greg was
REVIVED
And he said
Let me join you
And Tahu said
Why
Greg then replied
I miss all my fans
Who are all like 10 or something
To which Tahu replied
I guess
But only if you bring back Bionicle you dig
Greg then said
Sure homie
So they all travelled great lengths
To find The One
Who started Hero Factory
So the could kill him
And bring back Bionicles
Because the toa were all out of a job
So they found a castle
Where The One supposedly resides
Tahu said
LETS GO
And they all cheered
And a 747 crashed on all the toa
Tahu's last words to Greg were
Crush The One for us
Avenge us
Make Lego realize how stupid they were
To replace us
With Hero Factory
Greg stood up
And pulled out his katana
And said
LET'S GO
And he entered the castle
To fight
The One
Only
He soon realized
The One
Was in fact
More than one
The One was in fact
THE DIXIE CHICKS
Greg could not slice The Dixie Chicks
So he gave them
Poisoned Top Ramen
And said to Lego
Bring back Bionicle
But Lego said
NO
And Greg said
WHY
And they said
You know to much
And threw Greg in a prison cell
In a dungeon
In Denmark
What will happen to Greg
Tune in next time to find out
Also it's 301 words now I think
The End
For now
Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Часть 3]Greg sat in his cell
Contemplating life and stuff
WHEN SUDDENLY
Someone said
You must be the new guy
Greg stood up and shouted
Who is there
And from the shadow of his cell
EMERGED
A shape
Tall and slender
Yellow and sour
That goes by the name
LENNY
Greg said
Hey you're that funny lemonade
Who keeps dyin'
And then keeps on revivin'
To which Lenny replied
Aye that I am
Then he added
The man known as Black Six has imprisoned me here
To pay for my sins
Sins called "Spam"
To which Greg said
Oh I know spam I think it's funny
Anyway
Lenny said
Let's break out of this dump
And take revenge on the forum BZPower
And Greg said
Ehhh no
I have to avenge my friends
Who died to save me
At least I think so
And so
Lenny said
Eehhhhh
Okay
BUT THE PATH WILL BE PERILOUS
So Greg said
Okay
So he busted out some TNT
And belted out the lyrics to AC/DC's TNT
T-N-T
Dynamite
T-N-T
And I'll win the fight
And Lenny said
Who's AC/DC I only listen to Leo Kottke
And he said
Nvm
So they ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
And ran
Okay that's spam
And soon they escaped
And they met a person along the way
His name was Onua
And he liked to dig
But I bet you knew that
He said
Let me join you please
And They said
No
But Greg then had an idea
He said
Hey do you sing AC/DC
And Onua said
No I only listen to Ween
Then he said
Okay that will do
You may come along
So they sang
Greg sang
I'm on the hiiiiighway to ####
I'm on the hiiiiighway to ####
And Lenny sang
Why can't you fix my car
What kind of fool are you
And Onua sang
Where'd the cheese go
I don't know
Where'd the cheese go
I don't know
But they were all singing at once
So it sounded more like
I'm on the hiiiiiighway to cheese
It's just a Chevrolet ####
Where'd the Hiiiiiiighway go
Okay that's just noisy
So then
They were lost
So
OH NO
What to do
They were all clueless about what to do now
Despite their cluelessness about this
They managed to pull themselves together
And they got a room at the Motel 6
Right next to The One's castle
But no one knew that
So they sat
And played Gamecube all night
Who knew Greg liked StarFox
To Be Continued Some Other Day[/spoiler]
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