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[spoiler=Часть 4]So now
Greg wanted to find The One's castle
But was lost
And sleepy
Cuz he stayed up all night
Playing Starfox
So now
Lenny said
We need firepower
And maybe some help
And stuff
So Greg said
Okay
So they went to BZPower
And found some people
And they where
KAHINUVA
MIRAKA
AND NUPARUROCKS
But Black Six saw that
And banned Greg on the spot
And Lenny
And Onua
So they said
Screw this stupid place
Let's go
ALRIGHT
So they went on their merry way
But got stopped
At the dreaded BSO1
And Shadonix said
You shall not pass
But NR said
Screw u noob
And they passed anyway
SO
They reached The One's castle
But The One(s) is dead
So now
It belonged to
The Other One
And he was
STEVE JOBS
So Greg said
We need a plan
So Kahi said
Let's go blast the $#@% out of this guy
And Greg said
OKAY
So they entered
And Steve said
Prepare to die
And Greg said
WAIT
ARE YOU THE ONE
WHO ENDED BIONICLE
And Steve Jobs said
WHAT'S BIONICLE
And Greg said
OKAY SO WE GOT NO PROBLEMS
WITH YOU ANYWAYS
And Steve said
BUT I WANT TO KILL YOU ANYWAY
And Greg said
Oh no
So Steve Jobs sent out
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
And they began to sing
OO EE OO OO AA AA
TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
And greg said
WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS
And suddenly
The toa were
REVIVED
And they said
Die Alvin
Die Simon
Die um what was that one's name again
So Alvin and Simon Died
But the other one did not
Because they could not remember his name
So he sang
WANT A PLANE THJAT LOOOOOPS THE LOOOOOOOP
And Greg suddenly remembered
And shouted
At the top of his lungs
GAAAAAARYYYYYYYY
RIGHT
But alas
That was not it
But he died anyway
BUT AT A COST
NR AND KAHI AND ONUA AND LENNY DIED TOO
OH NO
So Miraka pulled out
Her AK-47
And killed Steve jobs
His dying words were ones
That chilled our spines
YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT MY iPAD
OH NO
So Greg said
What will we do
We can't defeat iTunes
But Miraka said
No worries
We will use
NAPSTER
And by using the powers or something from Napster
Nr and Kahi and Lenny and Onua
Came back to
LIFE
And suddenly
A NEW ALLY APPEARED
His name was
VAHI786
And he said
Follow me comrades
But Greg said
No I'm the leader
And Vahi said
Oh okay
And Greg replied
'S cool
SO THEY WENT FORTH
AND DEFEATED THE iPAD
And Greg said
Let us rejoice
For the iPad became smart
Smarter than Lego
And it decided to end Bionicle
And start Hero Factory
Which is lame I might add
And now it is dead
And so is Hero Factory
And Bionicle may rise again
HOORAY
But then they all caught cancer and died
Except for Shadonix
Who was like
HA HA HA HA
Then he got hit by lightning and died

THAT'S DEPRESSING

THE END

BTW THANKS FOR the SUPPORT[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Часть 5]Sooo later
Greg was like
I dunno
REVIVED or something
And he said
Now what
I am bored
I died again
And REVIVED again
But now
There is nothing to do
So
Boo hoo hoo
Greg got up
And started to walk
And walk
And walk
And walk
And walk
And walk
And walk
And walk
And soon found
He hated walking
With a
PASSION
And now
He was lonely
SOOOO LONELY
All his friends had died
And stuff
SO
He got a job
At Kmart
Working in the storage rooms
And soon
Began to become
LAZY
He would just sit there
In the room
Doing nothing
And getting paid for it
What a glorious job
ONE DAY
Greg was restocking items
And found
A 2007 Visorahk
And realized
HIS TRUE PURPOSE
And that was
TO WRITE BIONICLE
But Lego fired him
And he could not return
To the plaaaaace
He beloooongeed
SO
He sold the idea of Bionicle
To Megablok
And wrote Bionicle there
With a guy
From Oklahoma
Who liked Football
And guns
So bionicle
Started to sound like
JUNK
I mean
Tahu as a quarterback
The NRA on Voya Nui
COME ON
So Greg left
And took Bionicle with him
And said
@#$% you people
And went back to Lego
BUT
The guy
From Oklahoma
Liked his idea
And decided
He should write it too
But Lego said
NO #$%@ING WAY
And he said
#@%$ YOU
So he went back to Megablok
And started
Boinicle
Which made Lego
MAAAAAAAD
SO
They said
That is stupid
And they said
No it isn't
And they said
That is stupid
And they said
No it isn't
And they said
That is stupid
And they said
No it isn't
And they said
That is stupid
And they said
No it isn't
And they said
That is stupid
And they said
No it isn't
ENOUGH
So they agreed
On a Counter-Strike tournament
And whoever won that
Would get
BIONICLE
OR BOINICLE
DEPENDS ON WHO IS SPEAKING
So they played
And played
And played
And they soon tied
500 to 500
And Greg was
THE LAST COUNTER TERRORIST GUY
And
The other Boinicle Guy was
THE LAST TERRORIST GUY
So
They had only thirty seconds left
And Greg had
ONLY ONE HEALTH POINT
WHAT TO DO
And suddenly
Everyone was
REVIVED
And they said
You can do it
You can do it
Go Greg go
Yay yay yay
And Greg said
ALRIGHT
And was shot to pieces
...
So they KILLED everyone at Megablok
And Bionicle was
THEIRS
FINALLY
HOORAY
BUT A NEW ENEMY APPEARED
HE WAS
STEVE JOBS
WELL TECHNICALLY
NOT REALLY
IT WAS THE EXPERIMENTAL
APPLE iSTEVE
A SECOND STEVE TO TAKE OVER IF STEVE HAPPENED TO DIE
OR SO WE GATHER
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Who cares
The End[/spoiler]